halal is chinese genocide

I was reading in the papers with much amusement how traders in Cheras were petitioning to the town council to allow pork to be sold in a certain local market. Since no pork was allowed to be sold there at the moment, no chinese would go there. It's clearly evident in a chinese dominated community like Cheras that the economy runs on pork. People go to buy pork and then only, maybe, everything else. If Hitler wanted to cleanse the world of Chinese, I'm sure he would have figured out a non-gaseous method. Now I think I need my regular fix of siew yoke.

Feasting off the govt's tenders

In the midst of all the hoo-haa about the escalating costs of living, and the government's promises to improve public transport and bust corruption, Samy Vellu announces that the govt might increase the value of its tenders to project contractors to offset the higher operational costs. Talk about politicians who've overstayed their welcome.

What booshaka. Everyone who's ever done business with the govt knows that a govt job is a major cash cow. EVERYBODY wants to cop a govt contract and get rich. I know because I've worked on some govt jobs myself, but no I'm not rich. I blame my boss for that.

When you do a government job, you first take 50% of the contract value and put it in your pocket. About 20% will go into actually completing the job and 30% goes into various pay-offs.
Wazzzupp G? What say you take some of our precious petrol money and actually DO something useful with it?

Muttley... DoOooOo Something!!