Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Can you slam a rotating door?

Alright, readers. Your mission, should you choose to accept is to write your best Chuck Norris testimonial. I'll get the ball rolling...

1. Chuck Norris killed the video star.
2. Crying over spilt milk is when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you in the nads.
3. The only women Chuck Norris doesn't have sex with are nunchucks

Edit: I think this one is the money...
Stevie Wonder wrote "Superstition" when he saw Chuck Norris.

5 Comments:

At August 1, 2007 at 10:52 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot

 
At August 1, 2007 at 11:48 AM, Anonymous pazuzu said...

Chuck Norris drinks Johnnie Walker, Texas Ranger.

 
At August 1, 2007 at 11:51 AM, Anonymous pazuzu said...

George Bush's middle name is Walker and he comes from Texas.
Chuck Norris is Walker, Texas Ranger.
Therefore, if you removed George Bush's mask Scooby-doo style, you will find that George Bush is, in fact, Chuck Norris.
And he would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those pesky kids and that damn dog.

 
At August 1, 2007 at 11:59 AM, Anonymous pazuzu said...

Chuck Norris would chuck a woodchuck who chucks Chuck Norris' wood.

 
At August 1, 2007 at 2:57 PM, Anonymous pazuzu said...

When Chuck Norris sneezes, he blesses God.

 

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