Friday, August 10, 2007

Gurbax


It's August 2007, time to celebrate 50 years of independence from imperial rule. 50 years of peace, inter-racial harmony, tolerance and prosperity. 50 years of roti canai, nasi lemak and char koey teow. 50 years of all the things that make us so quintessentially Malaysian, and proud of it. Most importantly, 50 years of singh jokes. Following is an exerpt of a conversation with my homie cataphrax...


me:

today encountered this name:

Gurbax Singh

cataphrax says:

ahahha

wtf

sounds like some industrial product

ahahhahaha

http://www.sikh-history.com/sikhhist/warriors/gurbax.html

selambe google

WTF

damn free man you

Baba Dip Singh <<--- sounds damn hiphop

bubba ray

bubba dip sing

yank singh

Guru Tegh Bahadur

damn funky names man, back in the day

nowadays all bodoh ass sikh names

bhai parents langsung tak creative la

jagdeep

ranjit

like damn kurap names

tu ah

kalau got bubba dip all

gurbax

tampax

tampax kaur

or should just call them brutal names

leviathan singh

behemoth singh

ahahahahahaha

monolith singh

but if grow up to be those relatively short and scrawny bhais then habis

sure kena gelak

jaghanot singh

fuh

happening

cannondale singh

sai khlop singh

onslaught singh

massacre singh

blitzkreig singh

rahm page singh

ahahahahaa

ROTFL

obliterate singh

diplodocus singh

decimate singh

tyrannosingh rex

snufflelofugus singh

baalan singh

deathstar singh

darth singh

imperial singh

mum'ra singh

ATAT singh

that one over lah

rat-tat-tat singh?

how about shoei singh

tak payah pakai helmet

arai singh

nolan singh

Peltor Singh

Alpinestar Singh

ape lak

alpine singh straight la

takara singh

elf singh

V power singh

wait

V-Power Kaur

singh gular

socialist singh apo

singh tel

billet singh

7076t SIngh

garrett singh

hell singh

toonya singh

salsadip singh

connois singh

max singh mus

turret singh

nimitz singh

hummer singh

when i was in wwII they called me spitfire singh

Ama Singh Race

Ann Kaur Beer

ahhaah

cataphrax singh

kote la

i think can abbreviate to XNGH

like +ings

XNG

+XNG

baru brutal

napalm xng

ahahah

devastation +xng

galvatron +xng

unicron +xng

zebra xing

ananna

sohai

2 Comments:

At August 12, 2007 at 8:02 PM, Anonymous saru-kun said...

Phwoar *speechless*

 
At November 11, 2008 at 8:46 PM, Anonymous Chana said...

Good words.

 

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