Wednesday, November 24, 2004

stark realisation

  1. Never say to a cop "Saya tarak speeding tuan" when you have The Rasmus blasting on your car stereo.
  2. I don't get 20 mins of exercise 3 times a week. The only way I can lose my spare tyre is by shitting frequently.
  3. When I've been out eating pork in various forms till 5am, my piss smells like pork. When I wake in the morning, I smell like pork.
  4. A an engine's airflow demands at high RPM cannot be supplied by a small turbo. More air being sucked out of the intake manifold than can be pressurised in. Result: boost drops.
  5. My right armpit is abnormally perspiring today.

4 Comments:

At November 29, 2004 at 10:19 PM, Blogger Su-Yin said...

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
That's amore ...

 
At December 20, 2004 at 1:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

saru-kun says:
when boost pressure drops, you start cursing
cheers

 
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