mafia mode: on

I thought the foo' who reversed into my car had gone into hiding after delaying settlement for the past 2.5 weeks. It seemed that he'd even cut his mobile line. As such I'd decided to be gangsta in order to get my fair compensation. After all, every time I play Mr. Nice Guy I invariably get my head stepped on. Having mobilised the forces of darkness, I called one last time and he picks up my call.

I don't like myself when I'm on the warpath really. I'm a quiet, peace-loving guy. Evil yes, but quiet and peace-loving. Never seen me administer the bamboo before, have you? Pray you don't.

I'm getting my money back.