Kryptonite fever

In Superboy #165, little Clark was exposed for the first time to Kryptonite, resulting in the condition known as Kryptonite fever. We now know of 5 major types of Kryptonite detailed below.



I came down with a case of Kryptonite fever on friday evening, the symptoms of which include nausea, a headache that feels like a rock bouncing around in my skull, chills, and an ambient feeling in my tummy. This condition is caused by a 6th and newly discovered form of Kryptonite known now as Stupidity Kryptonite.

It does not have a physical state, but its' radiation is exuded by Account Servicing staff. Account Directors exude the most severe form of this debilitating radiation, in particular those from East Malaysia whom we name "Sumpit".

Uphamol brings temporary relief, enough for me to post this article. So beware, all of you. Peace out.